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Mistaking Cartman for a starving African child, government authorities send him to Ethiopia where he runs into Sally Struthers.

The boys' discovery of a prehistoric relic spawns a monster that threatens to destroy South Park and the world.

The boys devise a plan to travel back in time a full year and return to the third grade, with the help of Timmy and his electronic wheelchair.

Ms. Garrison gets dumped again and takes her frustration out on the fourth grade class. However, things start looking up for her when she meets a new friend at the gym and they go out for drink at a local "girl bar."

While Mr. Garrison deserts the class for a visit to Tom's Rhinoplasty, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, and Cartman all compete for the attention of Ms. Ellen, the new substitute teacher.

After being shunned by the others kids, Damien, the Son of Satan, calls upon his father to fight Jesus in the ultimate Pay-Per-View Boxing Match between good and evil.

A mishap at the morgue transforms the residents of South Park into brain-eating zombies and threatens the boys night of Trick-or-Treating.

While the boys are waiting for the school bus, Cartman explains the odd nightmare he had the previous night involving alien visitors.

Kyle's mom won't let him keep his new pet, an elephant because it's so huge. So the boys turn turn to the Dr. Mephesto to genetically engineer a smaller elephant.

When Stan discovers his new dog Sparky is gay, he becomes so confused he loses his will to play in the big Homecoming Football game against North Park.